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Live from the fabulous Centauri City.

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HALLOWEEN SPECIAL
THE SIMPSONS

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Welcome the hosts.

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If they haven't probed you yet,
They don’t know what it’s really like!

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Kang and Kodos!

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- Thanks. Thanks.
- Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.

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Welcome to the program
tenth anniversary.

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We have a large...

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Kang, what are you doing?

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You said we were going to warm up the audience.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
I apologize for my colleague.

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Had to borrow
a human brain.

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What do aliens have
to do with Halloween?

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Silence!

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I KNOW WHAT YOU DID EVEN THOUGH YOU DIDN'T DO IT

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I still can't believe we escaped
to those horrible vampires.

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But it was worth it for the
our Super Sugar Crisp cereals.

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I don't get tired
Of my Sugar Crisp

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I can't see straight.

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Did you remember to arrange
the fog lights?

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I think I forgot
To fix the headlights

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It's better to pull over and play it safe.

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Let it be a dog, please.

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No!

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Ned Flanders!

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He's dead.

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It's clearly dead.

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- Heavens! We killed Ned Flanders!
- You're the one who killed him.

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It was an accident. An accident.

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We have to go to the police.

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They won't believe a Simpson
killed one of the Flanders by accident.

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Even I have doubts.

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Don't worry, I have a plan.
The first thing we have to do

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is to make sure that no one knows
who is dead.

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And if they ask you,
just say you're not dead.

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Maude! See who's helping me
cleaning the chimney.

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Not now!

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Neddie, where have you been?

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Hello, "Maudezinha".

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I've been having fun
with my friend "Homerzinho".

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I'm so relieved.

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Whenever you do
walks through the fog,

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I'm so worried.

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Relax. I am doing great.

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But when I die,
I don't want any autopsy.

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Well, get down from there, you "silly guy".

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- That's pretty slippery.
- The pies are ready.

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She didn't see it!

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Hi, Maude, I'm here.

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I think I'm having
a heart attack.

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And that is the end of this chapter.

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First Church of Springfield

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Try not to look too sad.

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It would seem dubious.

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Ned's best friend
will say a few words.

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Homer.

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When I think of Ned,
I can't forget

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his face
when Marge runs him over...

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-Homer. Shut up, shut up, shut up.
- Wait.

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What I wanted to say is that still
We're after the killer.

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To conclude, a man
cannot be forced

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to testify against the woman.

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Stop blinking!

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We'll miss you, mate.

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We got away with murder.
And it was so easy.

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You know, I never liked that one
Milhouse whimpers.

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There are no more homicides.

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- But you killed...
- No!

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I KNOW WHAT YOU DID

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- Someone saw us.
- But who?

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Homer, stop it.

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Who could be calling at this hour?

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I am?

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I know you're alone.

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Who speaks?

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Is it Maude Flanders?

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No, it's Homer.

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Hello, Homer. It's Moe.
I must have connected the wrong number.

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I know what you did

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I KNOW WHAT YOU DID

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God, Homer speaks.

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If you really love me,
you will save my life now.

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GASOLINE

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He's getting closer!

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Marge, hide
in the abandoned park.

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Lisa, at the pet cemetery.
Bart, at the scary disco.

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DISCO WITH SKATES
FROM SPRINGFIELD

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I'm going to swim naked in the lake
where they killed the sexy teenagers.

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POLICE - DO NOT PASS

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And you, Flanders, I want you to...

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It's impossible. I killed him.

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Can't kill
the walking dead, dizzy.

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- It really is an undead.
- Is it a zombie?

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I wish. That night
where they ran me over...

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I'm breaking a record
on this walk.

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It's better to increase the pace.

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I think I forgot
To fix the headlights

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It's better to pull over and play it safe.

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You were the one who was going to kill us.

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Yes.

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Hey, babysitter, I want the news,
not the time.

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Marge, you saw me getting back
to Werewolf Flanders?

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Flanders, stop it!

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Do you have more eyes than belly, puppy?

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DESPERATELY
LOOKING FOR XENA

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SWEETS INSPECTION
HALLOWEEN

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Well, look at the policeman
the quaintest place in Springfield.

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We're people too, boss.

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Put your sweets
on the x-ray mat, Ralphie.

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That's how beautiful you are.

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Safe. Safe. Blade. Syringe.
White Chocolate!

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Check it out, Lisa.
I'm the Radioactive Man.

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I don't think he uses
a plastic coat

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with a photo of him.

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I could use it on Halloween!

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Get in, you damn pillowcase.

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To! You will crash the machine.

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Radiation! Get down and take cover!

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Legal!

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Bart!

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My God! Lisa!

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She was crushed,

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just like the hopes
from our Mathematics team.

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Calm down with the funeral, fool.

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Fool?

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Wow, Lisa. Those x-rays
they must have given you extra strength.

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Did I get some powers?

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No. Everything is normal.

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Wait a minute. I can stretch.

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Just look at me!

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Hot, hot, hot.

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I can only use this power to annoy.

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Who could it be at this time?

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Yes. Yes. Above, below.
To the sides. Where do you want to get to?

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I caught it.

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With these powers,
we can become superheroes.

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Okay, do it at once.

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Flexible Boy and Demolishing Girl

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BANK

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It is elastic
And she, the female Hulk

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He's an agile kid

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She's a powerful girl

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He squeezes your neck

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And she kicks your ass

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Are the Flexible Boy
and Demolition Girl

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Flexible Boy

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Demolition Girl.
Boy...

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Today's episode:
"Join the Collection."

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MEET LUCY LAWLESS
TV'S XENA

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When the girls meet you,
you will have many girlfriends.

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Next question.

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Yes, here.

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In episode BF-12,
fought barbarians

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while riding
a winged painted horse.

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But in the next scene, it was
clearly riding an Arab!

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Can you explain, please?

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When they see something like this,
the person responsible was a sorcerer.

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I understand. He is well. Yes.
But in episode AG-4...

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A sorcerer.

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Attention, I'm The Collector!

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And I'm here to
add you to my collection.

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I have to take off the armor.

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Maybe later.

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Would you like some caramel, sweet Xena?

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Well done, Collector.
See if you understand.

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I'm not Xena.
I'm an actress, you crazy person.

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Please. I'm not crazy.

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I just want to take you to my lair
and make you my bride.

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My God!

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Demolition Girl?

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Thanks.

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Help!

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It's Xena.

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She was kidnapped. Let's go.

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Remember,
are vulnerable to kryptonite!

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Good luck, Marge. Now tell everyone!

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SORRY WE ARE CLOSED

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Fear not, my love
broadcast worldwide.

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You will be preserved in this airtight bag,

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remaining forever almost like new,

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between Doctor Who
and, of course, Yasmine Bleeth.

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I don't think so.

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I don't think so either.

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Your days
of collecting are over.

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Stop there!

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I have the only phaser here
which still works.

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It was only fired once,

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to prevent William Shatner
make another album.

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- Flexible Boy, help!
- Just a second.

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ADULTS ONLY

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Hey, phaser, phaser, phaser. Zás!

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ACRYLIC RESIN

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Goodbye,
Spasm Boy and Corny Girl.

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Good screams.

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I'm having a lot of fun.

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Soon those pests will be
coated in resin forever.

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While we wait, here are names

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you can call me
on our wedding night.

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"Obi Wan, Iron Man,
Mr. Mxyzptlk.” And: "Daddy Strumpfe."

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What do you need me for?

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You can have any
of these women in bags.

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One would assume so, but no.

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Seriously?

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Well, maybe we are made
for each other.

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I've always been very tall.
The other kids made fun of me.

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I always dreamed
with another misunderstood soul,

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with whom to share my pain.

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And you can be that person, Collector.

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Come here. Xena needs...

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I caught you by the lips.

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You deceived me with such a banal trick,

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that would make Stan Lee blush!

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Shut up.

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This hurts.

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Bart, let me fall and save you.

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What do you think I have
been trying to do?

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Not even Xena is up to it

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limited edition
of the double beam lightsaber,

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from Star Wars: The Phantom Menace.

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You took it out of the original packaging!

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No! It's no longer a collector's item!

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- What a fool.
- The resin is thickening.

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I have to die
in classic Lorne Greene style,

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from Battle in Space - Galactica.

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The best death ever.

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THE ANDROID DUNGEON
and BASEBALL CARD SHOP

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Wow. Thank you for saving us.

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You're welcome.
I'll take you home.

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Wait a minute. Xena doesn't fly.

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I told you, I'm not Xena.
I'm Lucy Lawless.

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Flexible Boy and Demolition Girl

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LIFE IS A MISTAKE,
THEN YOU DIE

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1999
PARTY NIGHT IN SPRINGFIELD

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I'm Dick Clark, on the count
decreasing for the year 2000.

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- And it was Whitesnake.
- We're not Whitesnake.

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- We are Poison.
- I thought we were Quiet Riot.

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It says here that we are RATT.

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HAPPY YEAR 2000!
USE COASTERS!

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One man survives
for millennial nonsense.

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Blimp accidents, teenagers.

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But we had two programs
with Andy Griffith.

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And 11 with Robert Urich.

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What have I done now?

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Wonderful. This song
It's for all the super nerds,

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that they worked to eliminate
the Millennium Bug in the USA.

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Let's dance!

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You were not responsible
for defending against the bug at Central?

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Exactly.

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It must have been hard to eliminate
computer errors.

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- Do what?
- You took care of that, didn't you, dad?

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A single defective unit
can ruin computers

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from all over the world.

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It can't be true, baby.
If it were, I would be terrified.

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Eight, seven, six...

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We wanted to thank Dixie Mayonnaise.

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My God, what mayonnaise.

257
00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:39,438
Three, two...

258
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NETWORK ERROR IN SPRINGFIELD

259
00:15:42,816 --> 00:15:45,402
- It's Homer Simpson's computer.
- It's spreading!

260
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,907
Happy New Year...

261
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:52,785
No! It's happening.

262
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:06,382
NO ONE ATTENDED

263
00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:13,388
SCHOOL NEWS

264
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:26,151
Who is going to take care of those planes?

265
00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:30,489
There went the clothesline.

266
00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:35,077
Well, those super skulls
they set us up again.

267
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,246
Let's drink some milk and let's go to bed.

268
00:16:38,288 --> 00:16:39,623
This milk is spoiled.

269
00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:43,127
You have a computer chip.
All things have them.

270
00:16:57,683 --> 00:17:00,394
Judgment Day approaches.

271
00:17:00,477 --> 00:17:04,773
I warned you that the Lord
I wouldn’t tolerate mini-dresses and ankle boots!

272
00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:10,029
I resisted for 35 years.
Why did I wear them today?

273
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:12,906
But it's not too late
to atone for your sins,

274
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:15,325
and embrace Almighty God.

275
00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:18,120
Guys! They are looting
the shopping center. Fast!

276
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:21,040
I have nine shoe shiners.

277
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:25,836
I'm stuck with anything.

278
00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:29,673
- I don't want you in looting.
- But I was going to steal a present for you.

279
00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:31,800
He is well.

280
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:42,519
Thanks, Homie. An epilator.

281
00:17:54,948 --> 00:17:58,911
Look at the wonder
of the computer age now.

282
00:17:58,994 --> 00:18:02,331
Wonderful, Lisa? Or slide?

283
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:08,337
- I think it was understood.
- Understood or destroyed?

284
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:10,923
Mom, make him stop.

285
00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:14,051
No! Krusty!

286
00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:17,763
My pacemaker.
You're in hummingbird mode.

287
00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:21,558
Nectar. Nectar.
I need to drink my weight in nectar.

288
00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:24,853
Krusty!

289
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,146
Look, a message.

290
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:31,902
"He was chosen for Operation Exodus."

291
00:18:31,985 --> 00:18:34,029
They are evacuating Earth.

292
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,781
We are saved.

293
00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:39,660
Thank you, dear clown.

294
00:18:39,743 --> 00:18:43,288
You saved us all, in your death.

295
00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:45,499
I didn't die.

296
00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:48,710
I still hear his voice in the wind.

297
00:18:49,336 --> 00:18:51,547
There she is!

298
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:53,841
Just like the dead clown promised.

299
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:56,552
OPERATION DIRECT EXODUS
TO MARS

300
00:18:57,010 --> 00:19:01,265
Bill Gates is there,
Stephen Hawking, Paul McCartney...

301
00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:03,559
o Michael Jordan, Michelle Kwan.

302
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:07,563
They must be creating a new
civilization with the wisest.

303
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:08,814
It's us.

304
00:19:09,439 --> 00:19:11,150
- Name, please.
- For sure.

305
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:15,737
I'm the genius who plays the piano
in the film Genius.

306
00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:17,406
And what is it called?

307
00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:22,202
- Shiny McShine?
- His name happens to be Homer Simpson.

308
00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:24,037
This is Bart. I'm Lisa.

309
00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:25,247
Lisa Simpson.

310
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:27,583
You are the ship's reviewer.
Welcome aboard.

311
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:31,420
Before you enter,
you will have to make a difficult choice.

312
00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:33,922
You can only take it with you
one of your parents...

313
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,299
My mother.

314
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:40,804
- We love you.
- Bye, Lisa. Remember me.

315
00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:43,140
Full of murderous rage.

316
00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:49,688
Well, son. I believe this is the end.

317
00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:53,567
We both had lives
long and full.

318
00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:54,985
So it is.

319
00:19:55,068 --> 00:19:56,987
Look. Another spaceship.

320
00:19:57,070 --> 00:19:59,907
And there is no one guarding it.
Let's go.

321
00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:09,041
- I can't believe I destroyed the Earth.
- Are you still talking about that?

322
00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:10,918
You're right. I have to forget.

323
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:15,964
What matters is that we are alive
and coexisting with the greats.

324
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:20,719
Ross Perot is there,
Dr. Laura, Spike Lee.

325
00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:22,804
Wait a minute. They are not that good.

326
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:26,225
Yes, but it's there
Dan Quayle and Courtney Love.

327
00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:29,436
To Tonya Harding. Al Sharpton!

328
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:32,981
Tom Arnold! What the hell is going on?

329
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,776
Wait. Just that ship
is going to Mars.

330
00:20:35,859 --> 00:20:39,071
- Ours goes to the Sun.
- Isn't it a disappointment?

331
00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:42,449
My programs weren't good,
but it didn't force anyone to see it.

332
00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:45,160
And I could have done it,
because I'm big and I know how to tie knots.

333
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,870
So are we all going to die?

334
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:49,456
I'm afraid so.
But the food is good, isn't it?

335
00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:51,208
PEACHES

336
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,126
The Sun.

337
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:58,340
- It's the hottest place on Earth.
- I'm going to work for bronze.

338
00:20:58,423 --> 00:21:00,008
Pauly Shore.

339
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,052
We should both do a program.

340
00:21:02,135 --> 00:21:05,180
It was a guaranteed cure for sadness.

341
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:08,058
These gloomy faces make me happy!

342
00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:11,186
No! To Rosie O'Donnell.

343
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,814
Come on, guys. Everyone sing.

344
00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:17,693
Only on this side.

345
00:21:27,744 --> 00:21:30,205
Let it go, dad.
In five minutes we're dead.

346
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,331
There's still a long way to go!

347
00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:32,415
EJECT

348
00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:33,685
Translation: Patricia Freitas